F*** OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What Is Your Name?
A: Muffin Junior, but to my family, I have like a billion names, like Monkey, Dingo, Wedgie, Dookie, Toadstuffer, Soap Box Monkey. I know I have the best names.

Q: What Are You Listening To Right Now?
A: Out Of You By: Entwine

Q: What Are Your Favorite Bands?
A: AFI, Tokio Hotel, Disturbed, Papa Roach, 10 Years, 30 Seconds To Mars, Green Day, Entwine, Flyleaf, Fall Out Boy, MCR (My Chemical Romance), Three Days Grace, HIM, Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Blaqk Audio.

Q: Who Are… Continue

"This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw."
--George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets, Alexandria, La., Oct. 20, 2008

"First of all, I don't see America having problems." (Ummm, he is one for starters)
--George W. Bush, interview with Bob Costas at the 2008 Olympics, Beijing, China, Aug. 10, 2008

"Amigo! Amigo!"
--George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, J… Continue

A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle....
Girl. slow down I'm scared.
Guy. no this is fun.
Girl. no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy. then tell me you love me.
Girl. I love you now slow down.
Guy. now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy. can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway d… Continue